choosing between the devil and the deep sea.
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Diwali brings the family together, even for a short duration.
As it always happens in my family, whenever my husband has free time, he will start fault-finding/ advising me on how to grow plants, put lights on, cook, or make other arrangements. It exasperates me, so I shoot back, saying I don't take suggestions from guests. Be here to help me every day; don't be my consultant; be my partner.
One leads to the other, and we have a small argument; hence, we avoid each other for a few hours.
While driving to the nearest pandal to offer puja,
The daughter jumps in with her favourite dialogue; please get divorced. It is better than avoiding each other. Don't worry about me. I will go to college next year, and for vacation, I will have the option to visit two homes. Maybe a kinder stepfather and stepmother will be indulgent and give me special attention.
So I am perfectly ok with it.
Think about how you will divide Saturn and Leo; Saturn should go with Mom and Leo with Dad.
But Dad, you should marry a lady who is friendly to dogs. If she cannot love our pets, I will never come home.
The son jumps in to give his 2 cents.
Mom, whoever you marry, I need to watch him for a couple of days.
I should know what he drinks, how he drinks, where, and how much he drinks. If he fails the test, you have to reject him. We can judge a person altogether at the bar table. One without bar table manners will be an outcast in my eyes. So get the right guy home. While dating him, be sure to come home before 11 pm. If you are not home on time, I will be stressed out in the hostel. Also, don't commit in a hurry; take your time!
The daughter jumped in once again. Bhaiyya, one moment she is fighting, the next moment she is force-feeding him pomegranate juice, buying him shoes and shirts, and again the next day, she fights with him. I cannot understand this lady and her mood swings.
Bhaiyya said it happens preesha women become cranky when they grow old!
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I said, but why should we divorce?
Yes, we argue, and sometimes we fight and avoid one another for a week; that is the maximum we can do without talking to each other.
But I have started calling them disagreements and debates, not fights. When we have to make investments, we try to knock sense into each other's heads for the best possible outcome.
I asked my son. You had a paperback in exams; did you give up MBBS?
I turned to my daughter and asked, you lost in swimming competitions in Mumbai? Did you give up swimming?
But you want us to get divorced because we have failed to conclude a specific topic? While trying to educate each other in various matters, we bang our heads as it is not easy to teach a grownup man or a woman. We are evolving as a couple and far richer in our understanding of this world, finances, and interpersonal relations. We help each other learn new things every day. We are like friends, like lovers, husband and wife. We are not formal; we are not putting up with each other for reasons other than love.
You should thank god for your good fortune that we are not a couple for worldly gains.
We don't live with each other out of compulsion. It would help if you watched couples who are not like us. Living in a house where love is only for public display would be painful. This saga of love, fights, disagreements, and agreements will continue forever.
We will divorce each other the day I don't feel pain in his hunger, helplessness, stress, and suffering.
If we start talking about divorce for every minor disagreement, then, believe me, you guys wouldn't have led this happy life.
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The husband, on the return journey, inquisitively asked the son
Rahula, do I have bar-table manners?
When I go out to start dating another lady after my divorce, her son may judge me.
TO which son replied, don't worry, Dad, You have zero bar manners, but I will teach you all the know-how to impress not just the evil witchy stepmom but her entire family.
The daughter replies, My gut feeling is stepmom will be a witch with straight poker hair, smoky eyes and red lipstick; the manipulative, conniving woman will not spare any trick in the book to separate dad from us. Dad, she will marry you for your wealth and then kill you to inherit it all. She will make you sign papers before poisoning your drink.
He said, now, tell me, should I stick to this cranky ageing lady with her menopausal mood swings, or should I go for an evil witchy stepmother. She replied, whatever suits you, Dad, make wise choices. Don't get trapped. This existing one, too, isn't easy either.
So it all boils down to choosing between the devil and the deep sea.
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We looked into each other's eyes to convey a billion emotions. That glance sums up love for me, piercing through every cell of the body, touching the soul.
That glance is a reason enough to put up with him till death does us apart!